FS Extra👣 Irresponsible advice for begrudging grown-ups!

Published: Mon, 12/16/19

Are you terrible at life?

You’re not alone. The problem isn’t you: it’s adulthood, with
its ridiculous expectations, soul-sucking admin and casual
threats of prison.

What if you could get all the perks of being a grown-up
without having to throw your inner child under a bus?

With "Avoiding Adulthood", it's now possible to opt-out of
life's most nagging problems... for the price of mere dignity!

Get the free Kindle version here (paperback also available)

It was free at the time I saw it, which can change any moment!

Join bestselling author Paul Hawkins today & learn to:

- Do a whole weekly supermarket shop in just five seconds

- Pull a sickie so convincing your employer will beg you not
to come in

- Become instantly and undeservedly rich (just by moving
somewhere scary)

Much more fun is to be read here

Avoiding Adulthood is packed full of anarchic British
silliness, impractical advice and a serious plan to become a
Somali warlord.

It’s the perfect gift for that chaotic and ridiculous
"grown-up" in your life (especially if that chaotic and
ridiculous "grown-up" is you).

Life is hard, so why not cheat?

After all, 'tis the season to be jolly, right?

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See you again soon.